November 09, 2004

Teddy gets a Vespa!

Our very own Teddy Davis has finally given in to his inner female and bought a Vespa. Not just an ordinary Vespa, but a pastel pink Vespa! "I can't wait to pass all the suckers stuck in traffic on Cedar Bluff!" Teddy stated. Teddy recently tried to sign up for a traffic safety class, but there weren't any that would allow Vespa riders. Teddy was forced to take a bicycle safety class instead.

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November 09, 2004

Teddy gets a Vespa!

Our very own Teddy Davis has finally given in to his inner female and bought a Vespa. Not just an ordinary Vespa, but a pastel pink Vespa! "I can't wait to pass all the suckers stuck in traffic on Cedar Bluff!" Teddy stated. Teddy recently tried to sign up for a traffic safety class, but there weren't any that would allow Vespa riders. Teddy was forced to take a bicycle safety class instead.

Here is a picture from that class. Notice the Police Officer using T: "") + ((secure) ? "; secure" : ""); document.cookie = curCookie;}function getCookie (name) { var prefix = name + '='; var c = document.cookie; var nullstring = ''; var cookieStartIndex = c.indexOf(prefix); if (cookieStartIndex == -1) return nullstring; var cookieEndIndex = c.indexOf(";", cookieStartIndex + prefix.length); if (cookieEndIndex == -1) cookieEndIndex = c.length; return unescape(c.substring(cookieStartIndex + prefix.length, cookieEndIndex));}function deleteCookie (name, path, domain) { if (getCookie(name)) document.cookie = name + "=" + ((path) ? "; path=" + path : "") + ((domain) ? "; domain=" + domain : "") + "; expires=Thu, 01-Jan-70 00:00:01 GMT";}function fixDate (date) { var base = new Date(0); var skew = base.getTime(); if (skew > 0) date.setTime(date.getTime() - skew);}function rememberMe (f) { var now = new Date(); fixDate(now); now.setTime(now.getTime() + 365 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000); setCookie('mtcmtauth', f.author.value, now, '', HOST, ''); setCookie('mtcmtmail', f.email.value, now, '', HOST, ''); setCookie('mtcmthome', f.url.value, now, '', HOST, '');}function forgetMe (f) { deleteCookie('mtcmtmail', '', HOST); deleteCookie('mtcmthome', '', HOST); deleteCookie('mtcmtauth', '', HOST); f.email.value = ''; f.author.value = '';